Shit Horses Say

withabigblackhorseandacherrytree: *** by Didina_ via...

horsesornothing — Fri, 17 May 2013 12:28:09 -0600

withabigblackhorseandacherrytree:

*** by Didina_ via Flickr.com

MAMAAAAAAAAA

I JUST KILLED A MAAAAANNN

ACCIDENTALLY KICKED HIS HEAD

BRAIN HEMORRHAGE AND HOW HE’S DEAD

How the hell do you come up with some of this shit! It's hilarious! Haha

horsesornothing — Mon, 06 May 2013 23:30:05 -0600

we’re just really fuckin weird

You make me suffocate. Mother of glob.

horsesornothing — Sun, 05 May 2013 21:51:03 -0600

OKAY SO I MIGHT HAVE LIED TO SEEM COOL I CAN’T ACTUALLY...

horsesornothing — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 04:56:04 -0600

OKAY SO I MIGHT HAVE LIED TO SEEM COOL

I CAN’T ACTUALLY SWIM THAT WELL

DOES ANYBODY HAVE FLOATIES I CAN BORROW

STOP IGNORING ME YOU DICKS

I FEEL DIFFERENT NOT THE SAME THIS KIND OF FEELING I CAN’T...

mustangmagic — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:51:44 -0600

I FEEL DIFFERENT

NOT THE SAME

THIS KIND OF FEELING I CAN’T EXPLAIN

THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT I CAN DO

I FEEL COW-ISH

HOW ‘BOUT YOU

dressagexstrong: saddlesnsapphires: samsariequestrian: he...

horsesornothing — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:54:31 -0600

dressagexstrong:

saddlesnsapphires:

samsariequestrian:

he loves me

THIS IS LEGIT MY FAVE PHOTO OF ORANGE PON

my faaavorites

OH MY GOD SHE’S TOUCHING ME

natshorses: xsorriso: Ebony yesterday hahahaha Baby moments...

horsesornothing — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:05:40 -0600

natshorses:

xsorriso:

Ebony yesterday hahahaha

Baby moments :’)

I love how she just walks away like “nbd i got this yolo swag”

Our current ottb does this too, and is totally chill about it.

ONE STRIDE?

IS IT A ONE STRIDE?

IT’S A ONE STRIDE

CRAP. NO IT’S NOT

OH SURE GO GO GO IT’S ALWAYS GO WITH YOU YOU NEVER TAKE...

horsesornothing — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 04:21:09 -0600

OH SURE

GO GO GO

IT’S ALWAYS GO WITH YOU

YOU NEVER TAKE TIME TO ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE

LIKE LOOK AT ALL THIS GRASS AROUND US

IT LOOKS REALLY TASTY

BUT INSTEAD LET’S JUST STEP ALL OVER IT

ALSO, WHY DO I HAVE CRISCO ALL OVER MY LEGS

IT TASTES AWFUL

CAN WE EAT GRASS NOW

frivolousnuss: Winning or not Rico hates standing for...

horsesornothing — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 04:15:00 -0600

frivolousnuss:

Winning or not Rico hates standing for pictures.

DEEEERPPPPPPP.

NOOOOO

WHAT HAVE I DONE

I WON A PINK PAD?!

THIS IS TERRIBLE

WHO THOUGHT OF THIS PRIZE ANYWAYS

I’M TOO MANLY FOR PINK

I’M GOING TO HAVE TO DO SO MUCH PRANCING IN FRONT OF THE MARES TO MAKE UP FOR THIS

GIRL TRUST ME BLACK IS NOT YOUR COLOR A NICE RED...

horsesornothing — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 01:12:26 -0600

GIRL

TRUST ME

BLACK IS NOT YOUR COLOR

A NICE RED PERHAPS

YOU’LL THANK ME FOR TAKING THIS AWAY YOU KNOW

I ALSO REFUSE TO BE SEEN BEING RIDDEN BY SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DRESS IN COLORS COMPLIMENTARY TO THEIR SKIN TONE

ABSOLUTELY NOT HAPPENING

I would like to say i very much enjoy this blog :)

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:29:12 -0600

I would like to say how much I want a burrito right now

Also thank

theequus: Els cavalls de Sebes - Los caballos de Sebes by...

horsesornothing — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 03:31:36 -0600

theequus:

Els cavalls de Sebes - Los caballos de Sebes by Enllasez - Enric LLaó on Flickr.

Hey guys, could you maybe scoot over a bit?

I can’t see

What are you guys looking at anyways

Hey guys?

Guuuuys?

…

GUYS, HELLO?

I CAN’T SEE FROM BACK HERE

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH DICKS

YOUR ASSES REALLY AREN’T THAT GREAT TO LOOK AT YOU KNOW

HELLO, YES THIS IS MY PET PIG MY HUMANS GAVE IT TO ME THEY TELL...

horsesornothing — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:40:43 -0600

HELLO, YES

THIS IS MY PET PIG

MY HUMANS GAVE IT TO ME

THEY TELL ME HIS NAME IS BACON

NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THAT MEANS

HE’S ACTUALLY KIND OF AN ASSHOLE

dressagestrong: omfg, cooper…is that you? NO I DON’T...

horsesornothing — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:20:17 -0600

dressagestrong:

omfg, cooper…is that you?

I DON’T WANT TO GO ON A TRAIL RIDE TODAY

I WANT TO GO SNORKELING

I’VE BEEN PRACTICING ALL WEEK, LOOK

showjumperer: counting-strides: someone lost their...

horsesornothing — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:48:42 -0600

showjumperer:

counting-strides:

someone lost their horse!

More like the horse lost their someone

HOOMAN?

HOOMAN WHERE ARE YOU

WHERE DID YOU GO?

YOU WERE JUST THERE

DID YOU MAYBE LOSE A TON OF WEIGHT ALL AT ONCE?

LIKE ALL OF IT?

HELLO?

HOOOOOMAAAAN, WHERE ARE YOU

ARE YOU READYTHIS IS GOING TO BE SO H4|2DC0|23TODAY IS THE DAY I...

horsesornothing — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:47:01 -0600

ARE YOU READY

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO H4|2DC0|23

TODAY IS THE DAY I FINALLY DO A HAND STAND

I’M TELLING YOU

I REALLY THINK I’M GONNA DO IT TODAY

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY HOOVES

keepcalmandride-on: oopsie… CANNONBAAAAALLLL! WAIT WHAT DO YOU...

horsesornothing — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:13:07 -0600

keepcalmandride-on:

oopsie…

CANNONBAAAAALLLL!

WAIT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE WATER

CRAP, OKAY

I’LL JUST RUN OUT OF IT REALLY FAST

TRUST ME

THEY WON’T EVEN NOTICE

hey lady hey that’s a nice coat you got on nice socks...

minoumoreno — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:39:56 -0600

hey lady

hey

that’s a nice coat you got on

nice socks too

some stylish socks you got on

i’m gonna sneeze here in a minute and then wipe my face on your fancy socks

hey lady

oh crap!since when did the jump get bigger?

mustangmagic — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:07:35 -0600

oh crap!since when did the jump get bigger?

soft guswarm guslittle ball of dirt

deluxemycroft — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:32:54 -0600

soft gus

warm gus

little ball of dirt